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Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light

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(704): Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light http://tfl.nu/mxes

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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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(381): I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore. http://tfl.nu/l0iw

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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.

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(484): No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions. http://tfl.nu/e8p3

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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."

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(508): right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy." http://tfl.nu/262w

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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face

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(856): my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face http://tfl.nu/f36p

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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

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(847): He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours. http://tfl.nu/vgfj

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(408): View more from California

You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now

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(408): You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now http://tfl.nu/y80h

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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed

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(219): I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed http://tfl.nu/t98c

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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.

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(518): He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on. http://tfl.nu/jgdt

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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?

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(314): hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay? http://tfl.nu/svsk

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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.

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(614): I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose. http://tfl.nu/hj91

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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?

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(415): theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours? http://tfl.nu/bjo4

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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever

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(631): I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever http://tfl.nu/7j84

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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.

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(678): Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me. http://tfl.nu/6dhe

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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?

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(248): So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ? http://tfl.nu/drtr

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