I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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