i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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