thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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