Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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