please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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