the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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