Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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