I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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