yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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