There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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