So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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