Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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