Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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