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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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