i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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