Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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