You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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