your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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