hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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