But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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