This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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