i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You brought string cheese to the strip club
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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