butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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