she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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