sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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