another moral hangover. fuck.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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