Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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