This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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