uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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