i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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