just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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