I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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