look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I wear drunk well.
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