It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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