where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
If that was your dad, he is hot
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
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dude i'm inner monologue high
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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