4 words: hood of his car
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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