OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Just invented taco cereal.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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