You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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