good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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