My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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