I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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