Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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