Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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