watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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