And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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