Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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