you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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