Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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