I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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